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In Case You Missed It Dept.: 
On ABC, Howard Dean said that Obamacare is "driving
the fly-by-night insurance companies out of the market." Unfortunately,
there won't be many "stay-all-day" ones left, either. 
In yet another Obamacare bungle, New York's Health
Department has mistakenly listed numerous non-health-related business as
enrollment sites — including a Brooklyn cupcake shop. Apparently a lot of
folks were confused when asked if they wanted sprinkles with their policy.
 
Google Inc. and other technology companies are
contributing dozens of computer engineers and programmers to help the Obama
administration fix HealthCare.gov So, king's horses & men, how's Mr. Dumpty
doing? 
CBS News reports that early tests of the Obamacare
website in September were all unsuccessful. Ah... I see they operate under
the Wile. E. Coyote school of project management. 
The Mayor of Toronto admitted that he smoked crack,
but said it was while he was in a drunken stupor. Finally - a plausible
excuse Obama could try for his decision to rollout Obamacare. 
A new poll shows that more people believe in Bigfoot
than believe the Obamacare rollout has gone well. Well, there HAVE been more
Bigfoot sightings than successful enrollees. 
The White House described the rash of insurance
policies cancellations as "normal turnover in the insurance market". Sure...
"he didn't get pushed down the stairs, that's just normal turnover". 

In California, a highway had to be shut down after
2,000 used hypodermic needles spilled onto the road. Motorists reported
being confused, saying they thought it was just a new Obamacare clinic
opening. 
A new report shows that America will have a shortage
of 52,000 doctors by 2025. The good news is they expect no shortage of
bureaucrats telling the remaining doctors how to run their practices.
 
 -- Fred Thompson 
The White House ruled all health care plans must
equal ObamaCare coverage. These cover men for pap smears and women for
prostate exams. It took five years, a Supreme Court decision and a U.S.
government shutdown but Chas Bono is finally covered either way. 
House Republicans took turns blasting away at
Kathleen Sibelius over the ObamaCare rollout fiasco Wednesday. They should
relax. If Republicans really want to get rid of Obamacare they should
endorse it as a conservative non-profit and let the IRS take it down.
 
NSA former monitor Ed Sbowden released evidence that
the NSA monitored German, Spanish, Mexican and Brazilian leaders. Some
people have a lot of nerve. The U.S. government indicted Ed Snowden for
spying and stealing the data we stole through spying. 
The Washington D.C. City Council ordered the police
to set up prostitution-free zones in ten city blocks during major U.S.
government events and protest rallies. You can't make it up. Washington is
so corrupt we just rope off areas where people actually follow the law.
 
The U.S. said four million Americans went on the
ObamaCare website on the first day and six people bought policies. That's
six sales in four million sales pitches to the private sector. Jehovah's
Witnesses just sent a telegram to Uncle Sam saying welcome to our world.
 
The White House insisted Friday President Obama didn’t
know about the health care website mess or the NSA spying on allies. He also
didn't know about Benghazi or the IRS targeting the Tea Party. It just
proves the truth in the saying that ignorance is re-election. 
The White House admitted Thursday that ObamaCare will
be more expensive than it was originally projected. Also, patients won't be
given much time for their medical examination. If you want a second opinion,
the doctor goes out the door and comes in again. 
The NSA chief told Congress Thursday that NSA
wiretaps are done only on terrorist suspects. That's true to a point. If you
call the NSA, the telephone recording tells you to press one to listen to
the French leaders, press two to listen to Germany's leaders, and if you
have any dirt on the Republicans, please hold and the president will be
right with you. 
President Obama was ripped for claiming ObamaCare
would let you keep the health plan you've got. Early today he said to read
his lips, no new taxes and he did not have sex with that woman. Like all
great performers, he warms up in the shower every morning. 
Lindsay Graham vowed to hold Obama's nominees if the
victims of al-Qaeda's attack in Benghazi aren't allowed to testify. The
jihaddists overran the U.S. consulate and they overran the annex. It does
support Barack Obama's claim that he's got al-Qaeda on the run. 
The Pentagon cleaned up a security breach involving
President Obama's command over national defense. It's vital. Everywhere the
president goes, he is followed by a U.S. general who carries a briefcase
containing the codes to the latest ObamaCare explanation. 
Kathleen Sebelius said ObamaCare may employ felons as
website navigators. They'll make great life coaches. You apply as a slim,
healthy adult with normal blood pressure and if the Canadian system is any
guide, you end up fat, coked up and the Mayor of Toronto. 
President Obama apologized in a NBC interview for
lying to Americans about ObamaCare. His antenna is good. To improve his poll
numbers he lit up a bowl of crack and defended Richie Incognito's right to
use the N-word on a Miami teammate who'd gone soft. 
 -- Argus Hamilton 
Six kids showed up for Halloween with no costumes at
all, just dressed like ordinary people. They said, "We're the six people who
signed up for Obamacare on the first day." 
According to CBS News, only six people enrolled in
Obamacare on the first day of the rollout. Six! That means more people have
walked on the moon than have signed up for Obamacare. 
This is my favorite part. Hand to God, this is the
absolute truth. The White House said that the number six is not official.
Really, aren't they better off saying nothing? Not official? What, if we
wait it could go as high as seven? 
Did you all turn your clocks back an hour over the
weekend? It is easy to remember "spring ahead, fall back." It's like trying
to log on to Obamacare. You spring ahead, make a little progress, then you
fall back. 
According to CBS news, on the first day of open
enrollment for Obamacare, only six people signed up. Today they released
their names: They are Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, and Doc. That’s
according to the creator of the website: Dopey. 
NSA leaker Edward Snowden got a new job in Moscow.
Not only that, but he was also able to sign up for "PutinCare." 
I was thinking about Thanksgiving and I realized who
we should put in charge of the Obamacare website — the Butterball hotline
people. Have you ever called them? They always pick up. They're friendly.
They have all of the information you need. And they're used to dealing with
big turkeys. 
According to CNN, they're now developing a new spy
plane that can travel six times the speed of sound and can launch missiles.
They said it could really help us with our spying. In fact, this plane is so
good President Obama is already denying knowing anything about it. 

 -- Leno 
In New York they elected a new mayor. He is Bill de
Blasio, the first Democrat mayor in 20 years. Now 20 years ago Times Square
was filled with strip clubs and porno theaters. So I'm counting on the new
mayor to restore it to its former glory. 
 – Craig Ferguson 
One year ago today President Obama won re-election.
And it's been smooth sailing ever since. 
 – Letterman 
The new mayor of New York City is a progressive
Democrat with an African-American wife who used to be a lesbian. Or as Fox
News reported, the apocalypse is upon us. 
The new mayor is married to a woman who used to be a
lesbian. His campaign slogan: “If I turned her around, imagine what I can do
for New York City!” 
 – Conan

MANFRED the heat seeking OBOE

2013-11-12 14:42:26 UTC

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Who could imagine so many clowns without a sense of humor?

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The majority of those who loosely identify themselves with the term
LIBeral are afraid to let THEMSELVES discover that what they really
advocate is STATISM. They do not want (nor could possibly actually
conscience) the full meaning of their goal; they want to keep all the
advantages and effects of Capitalism, while destroying the cause, and
they want to establish STATISM without its neccessary effects.

LIBs do not want to know (or admit) that they are
CHAMPIONS of DICTATORSHIP and SLAVERY.

OBAMA. What FARCE His NOBEL Peace?
---
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of
Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of
Values which one is willing to Betray.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/secrets_of_the_american_nomenklatur
a.html
Secrets of the American Nomenklatura

With the rise of independent media, the secrets of the American
nomenklatura are coming into clearer focus, the shameless exploitation
of the good will and treasure of the people increasingly put on view for
all to see.

1. The media and the Democrats are joined at the hip and have
created a "hereditary celebrity class"

One of the fastest ways to celebrity and fortune (besides perhaps
going on Dancing with the Stars, being adopted into the Hilton or
Kardashian families and making a porn video) is to be the child of a
politician or a well connected political operative.
...

2. The political class views the taxpayers as cash cows to be milked
for their own benefit and the benefit of their friends , children and
contributors

Just days after Mead's plaint, we learned that the Department of
Energy blew even more money on a Robert Kennedy Jr. project, than it
did on the already well-known Solyndra fiasco.

3. The Supreme Court action on the three ObamaCare Cases it granted
certiori on this week might well encapsulate the principle that we
citizens are, in fact cash cows there for the federal government to
milk.

James DeLong in a brilliant article explains this development.

The bullhorns should sound
every time OBAMA and his ilk
continue their reign of (T)error. OBAMA: "YOU LIE!"...

If a President of the United States
ever lied to the American people he should resign.
-- William J. Clinton, 1974

DEMAND TRUTH.
DESERVE PEACE.
DESERVE FREEDOM.
DEMAND COMPETANCE.
DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY.
DEFEAT LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY.

OBAMA. What PRICE his NOBEL PEACE?
---
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as it's standard of
Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of
Values which one is willing to Betray.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/photo/pid/2535859
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/160688.jpg
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What do you mean WE Paleface?

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joker.jpg

YES WE SCAN!

'Intolerant governments across the globe are "slowly crushing"
activist and advocacy groups that play an essential role in
the development of democracy'
-- HILLARY'10 barely containing her knowing smile,
as legions of armed drones circle above cities,
above the Innocent and the Unknowning while
Desperate and Deliberately Evil Politicos
slaughter millions in order to enslave the rest.

MANFRED the heat seeking OBOE

2013-11-12 14:43:04 UTC

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Who could imagine so many clowns without a sense of humor?

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/163419.jpg
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/160688.jpg
http://paragraph11.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/paragraph11-clinton-
joker.jpg
http://www.moonbattery.com/michelle_obama_joker.jpg
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/wp-content/gallery/random/mo_ugly.jpg
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http://youtu.be/C5yhxqkJiAQ

The majority of those who loosely identify themselves with the term
LIBeral are afraid to let THEMSELVES discover that what they really
advocate is STATISM. They do not want (nor could possibly actually
conscience) the full meaning of their goal; they want to keep all the
advantages and effects of Capitalism, while destroying the cause, and
they want to establish STATISM without its neccessary effects.

LIBs do not want to know (or admit) that they are
CHAMPIONS of DICTATORSHIP and SLAVERY.

OBAMA. What FARCE His NOBEL Peace?
---
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of
Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of
Values which one is willing to Betray.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/secrets_of_the_american_nomenklatur
a.html
Secrets of the American Nomenklatura

With the rise of independent media, the secrets of the American
nomenklatura are coming into clearer focus, the shameless exploitation
of the good will and treasure of the people increasingly put on view for
all to see.

1. The media and the Democrats are joined at the hip and have
created a "hereditary celebrity class"

One of the fastest ways to celebrity and fortune (besides perhaps
going on Dancing with the Stars, being adopted into the Hilton or
Kardashian families and making a porn video) is to be the child of a
politician or a well connected political operative.
...

2. The political class views the taxpayers as cash cows to be milked
for their own benefit and the benefit of their friends , children and
contributors

Just days after Mead's plaint, we learned that the Department of
Energy blew even more money on a Robert Kennedy Jr. project, than it
did on the already well-known Solyndra fiasco.

3. The Supreme Court action on the three ObamaCare Cases it granted
certiori on this week might well encapsulate the principle that we
citizens are, in fact cash cows there for the federal government to
milk.

James DeLong in a brilliant article explains this development.

The bullhorns should sound
every time OBAMA and his ilk
continue their reign of (T)error. OBAMA: "YOU LIE!"...

If a President of the United States
ever lied to the American people he should resign.
-- William J. Clinton, 1974

DEMAND TRUTH.
DESERVE PEACE.
DESERVE FREEDOM.
DEMAND COMPETANCE.
DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY.
DEFEAT LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY.

OBAMA. What PRICE his NOBEL PEACE?
---
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as it's standard of
Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of
Values which one is willing to Betray.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/photo/pid/2535859
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/160688.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/ringo137/Barack_fawkes.jpg

What do you mean WE Paleface?

http://i.imgur.com/54gQVN1.jpg
http://paragraph11.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/paragraph11-clinton-
joker.jpg

YES WE SCAN!

'Intolerant governments across the globe are "slowly crushing"
activist and advocacy groups that play an essential role in
the development of democracy'
-- HILLARY'10 barely containing her knowing smile,
as legions of armed drones circle above cities,
above the Innocent and the Unknowning while
Desperate and Deliberately Evil Politicos
slaughter millions in order to enslave the rest.

MANFRED the heat seeking OBOE

2013-11-12 14:43:21 UTC

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