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[Jamie]

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<font size=5 color=black>In Case You Missed It Dept.:</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Staffers say that Vice President Joe Biden received
President Obama's "blessing" to make a 2016 bid for the White House. Are
they sure? Did it happen right after Biden sneezed? </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>On ABC, Josh Earnest said that the economy is
"building momentum". Well, Josh, things that are rapidly going downhill
often do that. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Speaking in Las Vegas, President Obama said the US
does not "rely on bluster or bravado" when it comes to preventing Iran from
obtaining nuclear weapons. Instead, Obama's leaning on the honor and reason
of people chanting "Death to America". </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>The head of the International Atomic Energy Agency
said the inspection arrangements they have with Iran "do not compromise our
standards in any way". Which says more about their standards than anything
else. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Hillary Clinton announced a multi-step plan to grow
the economy and local services in rural areas. Good. So what's the date for
shutting down the EPA? </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>In New Jersey, a teacher was late for work 111
times in two years, but was still allowed to keep his teaching job.
Unbelievable. You'd think he'd have been promoted to administration by now.
</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>At a fundraiser, President Obama told the story of
how he got conned and hustled on the golf course by Derek Jeter. But this
Iran deal is a solid bargain, right? </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>At a campaign stop in Iowa, Hillary Clinton said
her decision to use a private email server was "not the best choice".
Finally! The perfect Hillary 2016 slogan. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>A four-year investigation found that Solyndra
officials lied to get a $535 million loan guarantee from the federal
government. Huh. This from the "if Iran cheats, we'll know" administration.
</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>A new poll shows that "liar" is the first word that
comes to mind when voters think of Hillary Clinton. They must be thinking of
her husband. Hillary goes by "Mrs. Liar". </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>A new report shows that the federal government is
so big, it no longer has an accurate count of the number of federal
agencies. President Obama said he is "deeply concerned" and has vowed to
create a new agency to count them. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Democrat Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro said she wants
to make "child care a right for all working families". Wonderful. "If you
like your nanny, you can keep your nanny". </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>After signing the nuclear deal, Iran appears to
have built an extension on one of its nuclear sites. I'm guessing it's not a
visitors' center to welcome the UN's nuclear inspectors. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>A new study indicates that while students are
getting more food on their trays, food waste has increased 56%. Michelle
Obama is pushing for the obvious fix: count garbage cans as students.
</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>ISIS said it plans to weaken the US dollar and
deliver a "blow to America's capitalist financial system of enslavement".
OK, guys... you REALLY need to stop cribbing from Bernie Sanders' campaign
literature. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black> -- Fred Thompson</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Joe Biden's son and top staff advisor Hunter
Biden's name and credit card numbers turned up on the list of Ashley Madison
clients on Friday. He blamed it on Russian agents trying to undermine his
important work. He writes all the apologies clarifying what his father meant
to say the night before. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Donald Trump said Friday that his sister would make
a fantastic U.S. Supreme Court Justice, and GOP conservatives panicked. She’s
an accomplished federal judge and pro-choice. Republicans are like
scientists in the science fiction movie who just realized that their
creation has escaped from the lab. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>The Congressional Budget Office reports that
federal spending will increase the national debt to eighteen trillion
dollars by November. A McDonald's in Texas is now offering customers the
Obama Special. You order everything you want on the menu and the next three
people in line have to pay for it. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>President Obama announced Sunday he's renaming Mt.
McKinley in Alaska back to its original Alaskan Indian name of Denali. Who
gave him the power to do that? If Bill Clinton knew that presidents could
rename mountains, the Grand Tetons would be known today as the Bodacious Ta
Tas. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>President Obama flew to Alaska Monday for an
environmental conference in Anchorage where he's renaming Mt. McKinley back
to its original Alaskan Indian name Denali, which means the High One. It’s
being re-named for sentimental reasons. Denali was the president's nickname
in high school. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>The White House restated President Obama's
intention to close Guantanamo terrorist prison by the end of his term. It
has air conditioning, two soccer fields, a library, a gym and six guard
towers. There is no reason to close it down when it could be converted
instantly into a Los Angeles high school. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>President Obama appointed a career U.S. diplomat to
the newly-created post of Hostage Envoy. It is part of an effort to
streamline the way the U.S. government handles U.S. citizens being taken
hostage by terrorists. It's the first sign that President Obama is preparing
to reopen the U.S. Embassy in Teheran. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Hillary Clinton was beset by more email threatening
her candidacy Monday, keeping cable news channels fed with fresh hay for the
day. Fox News captures Hillary Clinton every morning, and every afternoon
CNN lets Hillary Clinton get away, which keeps everybody happy. When
Republicans wake up early in the morning, they have got her, and by the time
Democrats get up, she's free as a bird. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Kanye West accepted an award at the MTV Awards
Sunday. He announced that because of the unique talents only he possesses
and the grand vision for America only he can conceive, he's running for
president in five years. It's obvious to all that Donald Trump is now
available in vanilla or in a plain brown rapper. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Donald Trump announced he's boycotting Oreo cookies
because they just moved their bakery to Mexico. The flight of industry is a
growing concern. The makers of Oreos defended their decision, saying it was
cheaper to make the cookies in Mexico, then smuggle them across the border
into the U.S. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Joe Biden was publicly encouraged by leaders of the
NAACP to enter the Democratic primaries and run for U.S. president this
week. They appreciate the VP's good work in race relations. During the last
seven years, Joe Biden has single-handedly destroyed the myth of white
supremacy once and for all. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Donald Trump couldn't answer when a reporter asked
him if he preferred the Old Testament or New Testament Friday. One is about
immigrants who flood a new country illegally and the second one is about a
guy who tells the rich to give away their wealth for eternal life. Donald is
still thinking it over. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Donald Trump criticized President Obama Tuesday for
renaming Mt. McKinley to its original native Indian name of Denali this
week. The two guys are so much alike it's funny. If no one was looking,
Donald Trump and Barack Obama would give Mt. McKinley the same new name,
Mount Me. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>President Obama visited the Alaskan Arctic village
of Seward on Wednesday. Seward is named after the Secretary of State William
Seward who bought Alaska from Russia in 1867. For all Barack Obama knows
about U.S. history, the Indians are just grateful that he didn't re-name the
village Gandhi. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Hillary Clinton gave a speech to donors in the
backyard of a Hamptons mansion Sunday and the sprinkler system went off,
soaking everybody and ruining their hair. That night Hillary had a really
bad nightmare. She dreamed something went right and woke up in a cold sweat
not knowing what to do. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black> -- Argus Hamilton</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>At the end of his speech, Kanye West announced that
he's running for president in 2020. He announced he's running for president
after smoking a bunch of weed. Then Obama was like, "Been there!" </font>
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<font size=5 color=black>Trump is doing pretty well in the polls right now,
and he's pretty confident. Which may be why he's said he doesn't plan on
running campaign ads that attack the other candidates. When asked who the
ads would attack instead, he said "Their mothers! It's their fault those
losers are here to begin with!" </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a
third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There's still debate as to
whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>NBC just announced that President Obama will appear
on an episode of "Running Wild With Bear Grylls" later this year. Yeah, I
guess the episode features Obama roughing it on a golf course that hasn't
been mowed for a couple of days. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Anthony Weiner is denying Donald Trump's suggestion
that his wife, Huma, shared classified information with him while she worked
for Hillary Clinton. And as we all know, nothing puts a rumor to rest like a
denial from Anthony Weiner. "I didn't send those pics! Oh those pics? Yeah I
sent them." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black> -- Jimmy Fallon</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Obama was in Alaska today to raise awareness on
climate change and while he was there, he taped an episode of "Running Wild
With Bear Grylls" where celebrities eat mice and squirrels and drink bodily
fluids. In this one, the president teaches us how to survive alone in the
wilderness surrounded by 15 secret service agents disguised as trees.
</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>Today Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the
Republican Party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the
Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has
threatened to in the past. And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump
makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they will tell you. </font>
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<font size=5 color=black> -- Jimmy Kimmel</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black>At a press conference yesterday, Donald Trump
kicked out a Latino reporter but the man returned a few minutes later. Yeah,
so already Trump's deportation plan isn't working. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=black> -- Conan</font>

[Ramon F Herrera]

All Social Conservatives have is hatred.

-RFH