Carlton Prestwicke
2003-12-05 15:58:40 UTC
Every time I look at that homely, ugly, pathetic Jew, Howard Stern, I
laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,
is the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.
Just walk down the streets of NYC, and you will see so many ugly Jews
you'll swear clocks do, in fact, stop. You think I'm kidding! Ha! The
joke is on you. Jews look like shit.
Of course, big noses seem to be a basic genetic trait of Jews which
detracts immensely from their attractiveness.
I am sure my litany of previous prejudiced statements have a few people,
and rightly so, hot under the collar. My previous statements are naive,
and biased. Unfortunately, many people in the world community do not
view my previous statements with biased eyes. The world is currently at
war. I'll say that again. The world is currently at war. Why is the
world currently at war? Because people tend to view themselves as
superior. Superior as to one's religion, race, culture, whatever.
If I were to pontificate that Ira Zimmerman is a big, fat, ugly, funny,
idiot-stutterer, I don't think too many Howard Stern fans would blink
much of an eye.
I stutter. So what! I have a severe stutter. So what! Stuttering John
stutters. So what! There are six billion people currently inhabiting
this this small planet. Hey folks, we are not all carbon copies of each
other. Diversity is the key word here. Some people are extremely
handsome and beautiful ( look at a copy of Ocean Drive Magazine ), some
are black, some are white, some are yellow, some are disabled, and some
are homosexual.
Stuttering is not funny. Being an ugly Jew is not funny. Being an ugly
Swede is not funny. People put other people down only to put themselves
up. Too many people harbor the "we" and 'them" mentality. The "we" folks
are always better than the "them" folks.
Howard puts other people down, and he is laughing all the way to the
bank. I am sure his net worth is well over 100 million dollars. It's all
an act, folks, although I am sure Howard actually thinks stutterers are
funny.
I am sure when Howard Stern is counting his millions at two in the
morning he is thinking to himself that suttering is indeed funny, and
that he made a very wise decision putting Stuttering John on his show.
I am not a prejudiced person. I am sure there are stutterers though who
are. I've known quite a few. Every segment of humanity has assholes. I
am sure many will label me as a major asshole. I could care less.
Of course, assholes tend to flock around other assholes, and Howard
Stern is a MAJOR ASSHOLE. He is an obscenely rich asshole too.
Howard, keep making fun of stutterers and good luck in counting your
money.
I view Howard Stern in the same context as O. J. Simpson. O. J. Simpson
most likely has a major wire loose in his brain. O. J. has told himself
so many times that he's not a murderer-- that he actually believes it
himself.
Howard Stern has a major wire loose in his brain, and he has told
himself so many times that it's okay to laugh at stutterers that he
actually believes it himself. His millions tell him it's okay.
I know a few stutterers who actually think Jews are ugly and look like
fucking shit. Let them think what they think. Let Howard think what he
wants to think.
One of these days a prejudiced stutterer may walk up to Howard and say,
" HHHOWARD, YOU'RE A HOMELY, UGLY, ( with a capital U ) FUCKING JEW.
JEWS ARE WORTHLESS."
No doubt Howard will be offended. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, that will be really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, be funny. Just the
thought of Howard Stern be offended is funny.
Howard, with his mega millions, will never get an "extreme makeover" (
Botox, etc. ) with his ugly face because that would ruin his act.
UGLINESS IS HOWARD, AND HOWARD IS UGLINESS.
laugh my balls off. Why can't Jews NOT look like Jews. A majority of
Jews are homely. Okay! Okay! Okay! Bess Myerson, Miss America of 194?,
is the only good-looking Jew in the history of the United States.
Just walk down the streets of NYC, and you will see so many ugly Jews
you'll swear clocks do, in fact, stop. You think I'm kidding! Ha! The
joke is on you. Jews look like shit.
Of course, big noses seem to be a basic genetic trait of Jews which
detracts immensely from their attractiveness.
I am sure my litany of previous prejudiced statements have a few people,
and rightly so, hot under the collar. My previous statements are naive,
and biased. Unfortunately, many people in the world community do not
view my previous statements with biased eyes. The world is currently at
war. I'll say that again. The world is currently at war. Why is the
world currently at war? Because people tend to view themselves as
superior. Superior as to one's religion, race, culture, whatever.
If I were to pontificate that Ira Zimmerman is a big, fat, ugly, funny,
idiot-stutterer, I don't think too many Howard Stern fans would blink
much of an eye.
I stutter. So what! I have a severe stutter. So what! Stuttering John
stutters. So what! There are six billion people currently inhabiting
this this small planet. Hey folks, we are not all carbon copies of each
other. Diversity is the key word here. Some people are extremely
handsome and beautiful ( look at a copy of Ocean Drive Magazine ), some
are black, some are white, some are yellow, some are disabled, and some
are homosexual.
Stuttering is not funny. Being an ugly Jew is not funny. Being an ugly
Swede is not funny. People put other people down only to put themselves
up. Too many people harbor the "we" and 'them" mentality. The "we" folks
are always better than the "them" folks.
Howard puts other people down, and he is laughing all the way to the
bank. I am sure his net worth is well over 100 million dollars. It's all
an act, folks, although I am sure Howard actually thinks stutterers are
funny.
I am sure when Howard Stern is counting his millions at two in the
morning he is thinking to himself that suttering is indeed funny, and
that he made a very wise decision putting Stuttering John on his show.
I am not a prejudiced person. I am sure there are stutterers though who
are. I've known quite a few. Every segment of humanity has assholes. I
am sure many will label me as a major asshole. I could care less.
Of course, assholes tend to flock around other assholes, and Howard
Stern is a MAJOR ASSHOLE. He is an obscenely rich asshole too.
Howard, keep making fun of stutterers and good luck in counting your
money.
I view Howard Stern in the same context as O. J. Simpson. O. J. Simpson
most likely has a major wire loose in his brain. O. J. has told himself
so many times that he's not a murderer-- that he actually believes it
himself.
Howard Stern has a major wire loose in his brain, and he has told
himself so many times that it's okay to laugh at stutterers that he
actually believes it himself. His millions tell him it's okay.
I know a few stutterers who actually think Jews are ugly and look like
fucking shit. Let them think what they think. Let Howard think what he
wants to think.
One of these days a prejudiced stutterer may walk up to Howard and say,
" HHHOWARD, YOU'RE A HOMELY, UGLY, ( with a capital U ) FUCKING JEW.
JEWS ARE WORTHLESS."
No doubt Howard will be offended. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, that will be really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, be funny. Just the
thought of Howard Stern be offended is funny.
Howard, with his mega millions, will never get an "extreme makeover" (
Botox, etc. ) with his ugly face because that would ruin his act.
UGLINESS IS HOWARD, AND HOWARD IS UGLINESS.