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What's Wrong With Beetlejuice?
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k***@gmail.com
2016-05-12 02:38:14 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
What the fuck.
r***@gmail.com
2016-09-08 00:10:17 UTC
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Post by k***@gmail.com
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
What the fuck.
Yeah I know I can't believe I'm reading messages from 2000. This is actually really cool.
d***@cashmere.school.nz
2016-11-17 00:07:29 UTC
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Post by r***@gmail.com
Post by k***@gmail.com
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
What the fuck.
Yeah I know I can't believe I'm reading messages from 2000. This is actually really cool.
I was 4 months old when these messages were posted now I'm nearly 17.... wow the Internet is not all that new.
s***@gmail.com
2017-02-26 16:13:47 UTC
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i wasnt even born ahahaha
p***@gmail.com
2017-03-22 11:22:27 UTC
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Post by d***@cashmere.school.nz
Post by r***@gmail.com
Post by k***@gmail.com
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
What the fuck.
Yeah I know I can't believe I'm reading messages from 2000. This is actually really cool.
I was 4 months old when these messages were posted now I'm nearly 17.... wow the Internet is not all that new.
I think YOU guys might be the ones that are retarded. The internet has been commercially available since about 1990/1991. Kids these days. ;)
t***@gmail.com
2017-05-03 07:23:22 UTC
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Yep kiddo, stuff online never goes away. Remember that!
j***@gmail.com
2017-05-31 08:29:06 UTC
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I vaguely remember using the internet back then, but only to print off Cheat Code Central pages for my PS1 games because I was pretty young.
It's funny that this was as perplexing back then as it is now, with his recent resurgence.I knew about him and the Wack Pack before his meme ascendancy, but never paid it much mind.
It feels wrong to taint a classic thread, but at least the discussion can live on.
h***@gmail.com
2018-12-08 14:40:08 UTC
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These people seem kinda rude though don't they... Nowadays people are more accepting of people like Beetlejuice. Literally every comment mentions how he is 'retarded' and 'not normal in the slightest.' (Obviously used as slurs), not just my conception on how words should've been used back then. Hey I guess that's just how it was... :/
a***@gmail.com
2017-06-16 10:55:48 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
i think beetlejiuce is lush
a***@gmail.com
2017-06-16 10:56:44 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
beetlejiuce is my bae. he is my love. he is my boo....beetlejuiceandme4ever
m***@gmail.com
2017-07-29 17:53:42 UTC
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He has microcephaly and is a dwarf. He's slow, but not technically retarded. His tiny brain (for a lay person) picks up what's being said to him, but it gets filtered out in a sort of word salad. He also can repeat words but usually has a strange pronunciation or enunciates them oddly. He usually can't repeat things on command, and if he's asked to spell ANYTHING, he spells his name albeit also in a weird way, usually missing vowels like LSTR or with too many like LEEER.
j***@gmail.com
2017-09-13 06:53:19 UTC
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He has microcephaly it makes his brain stop developing. So his brain is just not fully developed.
s***@gmail.com
2017-09-29 02:09:11 UTC
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Hilarious
b***@gmail.com
2017-10-19 08:57:18 UTC
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I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.
j***@gmail.com
2017-11-19 23:40:01 UTC
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I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.
He has Microcephal which is a condition in which a baby's head is significantly smaller than expected, often due to abnormal brain development.

17 years later, Ryan has his answer! lol.
d***@aol.com
2017-12-05 02:25:48 UTC
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Post by j***@gmail.com
Post by b***@gmail.com
I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.
He has Microcephal which is a condition in which a baby's head is significantly smaller than expected, often due to abnormal brain development.
17 years later, Ryan has his answer! lol.>>
As they say, "better late than never!" ehe Beet has more than "Microcephaly" - he appears to have a form of Dwarfism as well. Possibly the Aztec syndrome (aka Conehead) - see the 1932 film "Freaks," which prominently features real-life circus freaks in dramatic roles. On a related note, is Beet featured in the new Advil commercial? eh I could swear the black guy who slides down the water slide is Beet!? eh If not, he's a dead-ringer for him.
b***@gmail.com
2018-02-17 20:49:36 UTC
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Post by b***@gmail.com
I love the fact that 17 years later people are still responding to this thinking Ryan will ever actually see their answers. I know my reply is just as silly, but I really got a kick out of this whole thing.
Can you imagine how retarded all of this would look in 2036? I believe if this thread and these internets do not self-destruct before that time then we will also have devolved into apes. There is no way that this can be re-revisited, is all I'm saying. That would be fucking retarded and pointless and sad. Some things must die. So there can be new things. I think this is proof we are living in an interesting time... the fact this observance can even be made. If you're honest, you'll know this thread does not exist in 2036.

This thread does not exist in 2036...
This thread does not exist in 2036...
This thread does not exist in 2036...
a***@gmail.com
2017-11-21 02:21:20 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
He has microcephaly which is accompanied by minor mental retardation. It's the shit zika gives babies.
g***@gmail.com
2017-12-03 01:39:28 UTC
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Microcephaly
c***@gmail.com
2018-02-09 23:55:27 UTC
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Have you nothing better to do than be a cunt to everyone in a google group?
r***@gmail.com
2018-02-13 19:34:31 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
STERNSHOW
d***@gmail.com
2018-02-28 14:30:05 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
oy vey this is still active
j***@gmail.com
2018-03-08 07:21:28 UTC
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Woah, looking at this thread is like travelling in time. This conversation began before 911. Just thinking about that makes my head spin.
n***@gmail.com
2018-03-10 02:08:02 UTC
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I was confused why the date was 00 at first
1***@oakhill.nsw.edu.au
2018-03-20 07:45:20 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
18 years on hey
j***@parkrapids.k12.mn.us
2018-05-18 18:52:26 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
ight ight fo sho
James Fabiano
2018-06-12 22:46:42 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
He wahntid tu b uh klown lick Bil Kulin. He shulduv wor uh klown noz tu!
7***@seq.org
2018-09-11 21:05:01 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
rip 9/11 people.
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s***@gmail.com
2018-09-24 03:35:19 UTC
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i’m gonna keep this thread fresh
e***@edu.sollentuna.se
2018-10-15 07:03:13 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
he has Microcephaly
JT Turner
2018-10-25 15:50:21 UTC
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Post by e***@edu.sollentuna.se
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
he has Microcephaly
Anyone know who the admin of this group is?
s***@gmail.com
2018-11-16 07:54:15 UTC
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He has microcephaly.
n***@gmail.com
2019-01-01 17:01:52 UTC
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he is gay
s***@gapps.dilworth.school.nz
2019-02-19 21:14:25 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
you did this in 2000 wow
m***@gmail.com
2019-02-26 04:43:36 UTC
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This is why the internet is so great
v***@gmail.com
2020-01-09 20:14:55 UTC
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Almost 20 years since the first post, wow.
p***@gmail.com
2020-03-19 19:56:51 UTC
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Post by v***@gmail.com
Almost 20 years since the first post, wow.
Beetlejuice is still alive!
j***@gmail.com
2020-04-25 20:27:01 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
are you still alive? hi randomly found this
Cristian Gordillo
2020-10-11 09:11:22 UTC
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Post by j***@gmail.com
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
are you still alive? hi randomly found this
dude what the fuck did i stumble upon
Kuplilo
2020-11-16 15:05:47 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
GACHA AGENTS
2021-01-31 08:34:04 UTC
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he might be an actor, because either he has a mental problem, or he is an entertainer, this is really a tricky question tbh
Darin Yoder
2021-03-12 13:14:34 UTC
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Post by GACHA AGENTS
he might be an actor, because either he has a mental problem, or he is an entertainer, this is really a tricky question tbh
He is an entertainer, but he also has dwarfism and microcephaly. Microcephaly is why his head is oddly shaped and why he comes off as intellectually disabled. Dwarfism is why he's shorter than the average male.
Aryodod Shoghi Haghdoost
2021-06-21 10:17:19 UTC
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how have i found this
Aluminum
2021-10-09 21:16:21 UTC
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He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.

conkerisdumb
2022-04-26 00:24:10 UTC
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Post by Aluminum
He obviously has some sort of mental problem, but he expresses himself
in such a seemingly lucid and clear way. He's so damn weird. This really
started to occur to me last night when I was watching the
Hank/Beetlejuice feud on the E show. He could understand that Hank was
insulting him and he rattle off what seemed like sentence in English,
but it was total gibberish. Is he retarded? Has this ever been dealt
with on the show?
Just curious.
http://youtu.be/8FjKpdxsjvA
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